Micro-Outbursts from a Little Big Man

Hi I'm Jude Morrissey. 80's child. To me, love is love, so no discrimination. I'm obsessed with facehair. SF Bay, CA. Mostly reblog geek, equality, LGBT, feminism, and other random stuff. Ask me stuff sometimes.!

Anonymous asked: C!

OMG SOMEONE HAD TO ASK THIS QUESTION!! AND ANON TOO :O

C: Who I like and why I like them:
I really don’t want to mention names, but there’s a couple people lingering in my head, so I’ll talk about the top two :)

#2 first, because #2 is far less feasible than #1 but nonetheless someone very nice and sweet. Feels like a real person, not just someone on tumblr hoarding followers. Doesn’t ever accept compliments — probably needs new prescription glasses, or a cleaner mirror. Classified under “cutie.” Word of choice to describe #2: “swooooon.” 

Now let’s talk about #1, who most likely requires effort working on to make #1 actually feasible. Now to set the tone, #1 MUST BE FEASIBLE I SWEAR WHY DOES #1 ACT LIKE #1 ISN’T RAWR. #1 probably just needs to admit things best not mentioned, but hey! #1 is a work in progress. If anything, I like #1 alot because #1 is definitely classifiable as “cutie”, though I think a major perk is a match to my “bright, bubbly, and scandalous” personality quirk. Word of choice to describe #1: “UNF!” LOL <3

Thank you anon for peeling my eyes away from an endless wall of code!