August 2012
- Guy: Gay
- Guy standing: Totally gay
- Guy walking: That walk is so gay
- Guy texting: Texting your gay lover I bet
- Guy working out: Getting ripped for other gay men for sure
- Two guys eating: They're totally gay for each other
- Guy with his girlfriend: Its a ploy he's gay
- Guy married with children: He's living a lie he's gay
- Every guy I see: God you're gay and you dont even know it
- The one guy I have a crush on: But what if he's straight
- PCMCIA: People Can't Memorize Computer Industry Acronyms
- ISDN: It Still Does Nothing
- SCSI: System Can't See It
- MIPS: Meaningless Indication of Processor Speed
- DOS: Defunct Operating System
- WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System
- OS/2: Obsolete Soon, Too
- PnP: Plug and Pray
- APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
- IBM: I Blame Microsoft
- DEC: Do Expert Cuts
- MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers
- CA: Constant Acquisitions
- COBOL: Completely Obsolete Business Oriented Language
- LISP: Lots of Insipid and Stupid Paretheses
- MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs
And if you do, by chance, find yourself struggling with drowning, then no life-saving or otherwise procedure or act should be allowed to be administered. You got yourself into this mess, you have to live with the consequences.
You should see drowning as a gift.
You,…
- me: ew the ice cream is melting
- my friend: quick put it close to your heart to keep it cold
It’s quite alright, conservatards should never have their way.
Too lazy now! And helloooo Bread Talk :P
Way to embarrass your own country on an international level,
Mr. SenatorTito Sotto. You don’t deserve the title of “Senator”; you don’t deserve the platform that the job gives you, you don’t deserve the paycheck, and you don’t deserve the ability to decide how Philippines should work and what its people need, because you are clueless. You are ignorant, misguided and arrogant.You have no idea the scale of which your stupidity can do damage. You abuse your undeserved title by getting up there, on national TV, lying through your teeth so as to block a bill that the country so desperately needs, and for what? Because your religion tells you it’s bad? Because, somehow, more than half the nation living below the poverty line, families with ten kids and a dollar to live on each day, children half naked and sleeping on the streets, 11 maternal deaths a day, these are not examples of the poor state the country is in? Because, somehow, none of those things are warning bells that people are lacking in knowledge of how NOT to produce babies when they can’t afford it? Because the quality of life kids born into poverty live does not matter, as long as you can sleep at night knowing you didn’t do anything to piss your local bishop off?
And to top it all off, you and your people didn’t even have the intellect to write your own shit?
On top of every negative press the Philippines has been getting, we now get to be known as the nation that elected an unqualified, (bad) comedian who obviously has no regard for copyright laws, women’s health, and improving the quality of life the people of his country live. Because of you and so many others like you, the rest of the world doesn’t know about the potential the Philippines has to be such a great country, because idiots like you are the ones that represent us.
Filipino voters, get it together and don’t re-elect this buffoon - just because someone’s popular and on TV it doesn’t mean that they know what’s best for everyone, or that they even have the brain cells to know what’s best for themselves. Obviously, Tito Sotto doesn’t, because it didn’t even appeal to him to say a) remind his staff and LAWYER that plagiarism is very, very bad and b) remind himself that actions speak a whole lot louder than (stolen) words.
I mean, really.
Reblogging for the sake of supporting the RH Bill (and pissing off a conservatard classmate of mine opposing the bill)
Smh.
Idk why but I’ve been on an Adele mood lately, and this is such a smooth remix, worth a listen!