January 2012
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Jan 1st
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December 2011
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Collect and recollect your thoughts and money.
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you, the 2012...
Michelle Bachmann: "Don’t misunderstand. I am not here bashing people who are homosexuals, who are lesbians, who are bisexual, who are transgender. We need to have profound compassion for people who are dealing with the very real issue of sexual dysfunction in their life and sexual identity disorders.” (2004)
Ron Paul: "The rate of AIDS infection is on the increase again. From the gay point of view, the reasons seem quite sensible. First, these men don't really see a reason to live past their fifties. They are not married, they have no children, and their lives are centered on new sexual partners... because sex is the center of their lives, they want it to be as pleasurable as possible, which means unprotected sex. Third, they enjoy the attention & pity that comes with being sick." (1995 in a newsletter that he claims to have not written but was still published under his name)
Rick Perry: "I'm not ashamed to admit that I'm a Christian, but you don't need to be in the pew every Sunday to know there's something wrong in this country when gays can serve openly in the military but our kids can't openly celebrate Christmas or pray in school. " (2011 in a campaign ad)
Mitt Romney: "I should tell my story. I'm also unemployed." (2011 while speaking to unemployed people in Florida. Romney's net worth is over $200 million.)
Newt Gingrich: "We should replace bilingual education with immersion in English so people learn the common language of the country and they learn the language of prosperity, not the language of living in a ghetto." (2007)
Rick Santorum: "Is anyone saying same-​sex couples can’t love each other? I love my children. I love my friends, my brother. Heck, I even love my mother-​in-​law. Should we call these relationships marriage, too?" (2008)
Michelle Bachmann: "Carbon dioxide is portrayed as harmful. But there isn't even one study that can be produced that shows that carbon dioxide is a harmful gas." (2009 during a debate)
Mitt Romney: "PETA is not happy that my dog likes fresh air." (2006, when questioned about driving 12 hours with his dog in a cage strapped to the top of his car)
Dec 30th
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I remember loan evasion.
Dec 30th
Why is there no English word for gigil?
Dec 30th
Dec 28th
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❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ Too good to have my heart...
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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Oops I mispelled my last post, again I daresay...
Blind rage makes you do typos.
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 23rd
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The game we developed for my class has an SFSU...
Which can be found at https://www.sfsu.edu/~news/2011/fall/61.html :D
Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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“So just when you think that true love’s begun It goes off at any second...”
– my friend on Facebook
Dec 22nd
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Reblog if you want your followers to tell you one...
monkeybonner16: 8shadesofnifty: roguephoenix: stephensays: Lol why not Because there is no way this could possibly end badly… So glad I turned anon back on. This will be awesome! why the hell not! :D my inbox needs love
Dec 22nd
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Dec 21st
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Lauren: Mom, can we get a pet?
Lauren's mom: A pet? You can't even help me around the household chores! A pet?!
Lauren: What?! How?! What?!
-me laughing-
Lauren: Wow, Gele don't even right now.
-me laughing some more-
Lauren's mom: Is Gele getting you a pet?
Lauren: Oh no. She's giving me crap right now.
Lauren's mom: She's giving you crabs?
Lauren: What?! No! She's giving me crap. Nevermind.
TROLOLOL.
Dec 21st
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Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
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FUUUUU~evah alone
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
“Out of rejection comes direction.”
– my beautiful friend, Tami, on Facebook
Dec 18th
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yuumegari replied to your photo: GPOY - wearing the awesome Technicolour Rex shirt… JUDE IS AWESOME You know it! <3
Dec 18th
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Dec 17th
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The Corruption Test →
thesuperjello: nicktheviolator: jonasfiel: lostinmiami: almost-never: absurdlakefront: android-dreams: 186. wowow. 132… I am comfortable with this. 129! Yeah. 238. I’m not surprised. 10 years ago it would have been higher. 119  Above average, you’ve got a few tricks below the belt. well yeah i guess i’ve had a few tricks below my belt >:-D 165… LOL. Oops. Really?...
Dec 16th
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“Christmas gift suggestions: to your enemy, forgiveness. To an opponent,...”
– Oren Arnold (via bisexual)
Dec 16th
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Dec 16th
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Disgustingly cute.
Dec 15th
Occupy your friend's bed!
J: OCCUPY HIS BED!! :x
T: That sounds wrong.
J: How come spoiled beezy has a double when I only has a bed that fits only one person?!
T: To encourage people to get on top you.
T: When they occupy your bed.
Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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